SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

While you're here, there's something I really must admit to you, albeit begrudgingly. Over the years I have been told that I am quite the yapper. As in, I never really stop talking.

Now, some may view this as a shortcoming, but I see it more as a superpower. From years of all this pent-up word vomit, I realized something quite crucial;

I really have a knack for this writing thing.